Week 1 Results

Two games on Sunday afternoon, both low-scoring and violent affairs!

In a fast-paced game 1, the Fly-By Knights and the Dusk Hill Dirt Bursters battled to a 1-1 tie, punctuated by several injuries, including an unlikely casualty caused by Knights' thrower Jacques Strappe. Stanley Steele caught the Knights' touchdown, while Lez White had the run-in score for the Dirt Bursters. MVPs for the game were Wight blitzer Lez White, who played a frenzied match, and lineman Karl Von Uberstamp, who threw several key blocks.

In game 2, a decidedly brutal affair, Gildengrip's Gold Miners squeezed out a 1-0 victory over the Meathooks. Most notable in this game was the what we assume to be excruciating death of Dwarf blitzer Neddrig McNickles at the hands of Orc Blitzer Beef Bigaxe. The lone touchdown was run in by Dwarf runner Gilgary Goldrush. MVPs for the match were Orc lineman Lockjaw and dwarf lineman Irgon McIrons.

As of now, the current standings are as follows.

1. Gildengrip's Gold Miners 1-0-0
3. (tie) Fly-By Knights and Dusk Hill Dirt Bursters 0-1-0
4. Meathooks 0-0-1
6. (tie) Greenskin Bumlookers and Low-Blows 0-0-0 (have not played yet)

Look for future updates soon, as the Greenskin Bumlookers and the Low-Blows have got two, count'em TWO games against each other coming up, in what pomises to be the most brutal doubleheader of the season.