The Miners put the Bursters back in the grave!

This is Magical Mister Mudd, making a special guest report on last night's brutal match! Gildengrip's Gold Miners took on the Dusk Hill Dirt Bursters in a mangling exchange.

The Miners pushed hard against the seemingly immovable line of undead and managed to pull off a fan-pleasing 2-0 victory. The first half's touchdown scored by Quincy McUicksilver, who is a rising star in the Miner's lineup. A last desperate touchdown came right at the buzzer from an unlikely play by Adam McMentium (who also got the MVP for the team) who picked up a missed long bomb from good ol' Quincy and just barely crossing the white line. In a later interview, Mr.McMentium mentioned that fighting Mummies has put the art of injury into perspective and will know exactly how and where to hit his future opponents, promising future bloodshed to any in his way.

The Dirt Burster's MVP was Chunk Norton, a zombie who the judges deemed was shambling in perfect form throughout the match. The pair of mummies, Magut and Khermit, managed to send four dwarves out on stretchers (prompting the Miners to finally purchase an apothecary with their winnings) including sending Mick Mythril to the infirmary with a fractured skull (the healers admit that injury will come more swiftly to him now). Khermit later said, over a fifteen minute long sentence, that he learned something about blocking during the game. Though not willing to wait another half-hour for him to droll out another word, the reporters figured that this inspiration was done in memory of Hungry Ned, a ghoul put to his unressurectable death by Quincy McUicksilver in the third quarter.

The Dusk Hill's Necromancer coach was quick to enlist a new ghoul fresh off of the graveyards. His mouth was still full of flesh at the time of the signing, so he was unable to introduce himself. Only time will tell what monicre this new ghastly player will adopt.

This is Magical Mister Mudd, for the MMBBL update. Back to you, commish!