The 2008 Dungeonbowl Awards Ceremony

And now, sportsfiends, we present a little something new for the league, a series of individual achievement awards to show off the cream of the crop (or crap) in the MMBBL over the past season.

The League MVP (greatest point gain in a season)
The player who proved to be the most valuable this season was Ned Gummers, ghoul of the Dusk Hill Dirt Bursters! Emerging from the shadow of his teammate Ol' Teabagger, Ned managed a whopping 25 point increase this season.

The "In the Zone" Award (most touchdowns in a season)
Ned Gummers comes through again, having scored six times in the course of only five games! No easy feat when you're constantly stopping to nibble on bits of your opponents, either.

The Commissioner's Medal of Exemplary Brutality (most casualties in a season)
Gort Crudhammer of the Meathooks stomps away with this one after crippling four of the poor, unlucky souls lined up against him this season.

The Silver Elbow (most completed passes in a season)
Thrower Chuck MacCaber of the Woad Warriors gets the nod for the Silver Elbow, having completed five passes this season, which is actually pretty good considering how poorly each team has done at even picking up the ball on a regular basis.

The Brass Doorknob Award for Undeniable Interference (most interceptions in a season)
Not a very big showing for this award, but it goes to Chunk Norton of the Dirt Bursters for his one key interception in the championship game.

The Silver Lining (most MVP awards in a season)
He doesn't have a heart, but he captured the hearts of fans everywhere - Lanks McBreak of the Dirt Bursters takes this coveted blankie home after getting the game MVP thrice this season.

and finally,

The "Why Bother" Award (lowest point gain by a returning player in a season)
This award is split this season, with skeleton Feeble McWeakerton and zombie Boz Squats, both of the Dusk Hill Dirt Bursters, getting their share of the Big Fat Zero.

And that's it for the Winter of 2008 Dungeonbowl Season! See you for the next round of carnage, with more squads, more squashing, and all the highlights from the pitch!